Semi-Daily Scribbles

Cadie Coleman hated how the pale yellow kitchen walls mocked her.

     You're no good, daft woman.

     Why even have us if all you do is thaw and heat?

     Yo bitch, I'm still covered in crayon over here!

     Eat me, said the one with the Bon Appétit poster.

Cadie ignored the taunts and loaded the microwave with fat and sodium reduced cuisine in a convenient plastic tray.